Happy Armistice Day and Veterans Day! If you haven’t already, thank a veteran for their service. We know an awful lot about war around here, but most of all we know how important it is to show proper respect for those brave people who sacrificed their safety and their lives in order to work to restore peace (and possibly prevent future wars, but that doesn’t happen too often because governments can be pretty stupid).

Now we’re going to spend the next chapter serenading you poorly.